Canary in a Coal Mine

Jeebus, while forking Christo, told me to make this experiment:

spew a hole lot'a jibberish while failing to record the angry bear in the act of .........

what? catching the bushistas in the act of telling lies? lining up a posse of incompetants? Hell! That's not news, that is standard operating procedure.

Jeebus! Fork that Christo until the sperm shoots out his eyeballs: we are all in deep trouble, for sure.